Everything's Big in Texas A Texan goes to a bar and buys everyone a round of drinks, exclaiming that his wife has just given birth to their first child "a Texas sized" baby boy weighing 24 pounds. Congrats came from all over the bar and folks saying "Wow" Two weeks later, the Texan returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of the Texas size baby that weighed 24 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father says "18 pounds." The bartender, confused and concerned, asks, "Why? What happened? He already weighed 24 pounds at birth." The Texas father takes a slow swig from his Lone Star beer, wipes his mouth on his sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says: "Had him circumcised."