A big Texan was in a NY bar and got a phone call... A big Texan was in a NY bar and got a phone call. After he hung-up, he excitedly yelled, ""Hey y'all! The drinks are on me! My wife just had a baby boy!"" Everybody ordered drinks, making toasts, congratulating the proud new father. The bartender bought the Texan daddy a drink ""...so, a baby boy, that's great!"" The Texan beamed, ""Yep! Weighed in at 18 lbs!"" The bartender was shocked, ""Did you say 18 lbs? Wow! Never heard of a baby weighing…