WIFE: Kate's new baby is 7lbs 11oz ME: WIFE: Roughly 12 a stone ME: WIFE: 312 kilos ME: WIFE: [sigh] a four pack of beer ME: Oh cool#Kates#Marriage#Kids#Bar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Genie: I shall grant you three wis- Me: I wish my ex would fall back in love with me Genie: here's the thing Jeff, Kate's with me now...#Jeff#Kates0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
#NewSATQuestions Starbucks messed up Kate's order. Kate's white. How done is she? a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even#Kates#Starbucks0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday? Kate's back.#Justin Verlander#Kates#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp