"My God will save me..." A minister is living in a 3-story house by himself when it starts raining. It continues to rain for quite a while, and before long, the floodwaters start to rise, so he goes up to the 2nd floor. He's by a window, when 2 men looking for those stranded in their homes float past in a row boat. "Father, get in, and we'll take you to safety!" says one of the men. The minister replies, "Thank you for the offer, but I've devoted my life to God. I have faith that my God will save me!" The men shrug and row away. The rain keeps coming down, and the floodwaters rise, and he has to go up to the 3rd floor of the house to stay above water. He's by a window when, again, 2 men looking for those stranded in their homes float by in a row boat. "Father, get in, and we'll take you to safety! " says one of the men. The minister replies, "Thank you for the offer, but I've devoted my life to God. I have faith that my God will save me!" The men shrug and row away. The rain keeps coming down, and the floodwaters rise. So much that he has to climb up on the roof. A coastguard helicopter sees him, flies above his house, and they drop a rope ladder. "Father, climb up, and we'll fly you to safety! " says one of the coastguard rescuers. The minister replies, "Thank you for your offer, but I've devoted my life to God. I have faith that my God will save me!" The coastguard pulls up the rope ladder and flies away. The rain keeps coming down, and the floodwaters rise. The minister drowns, and finds himself in Heaven (after all, he devoted his life to God...). A moment later, he's in the presence of God, and God says to him, "Welcome to Heaven! Here you may finally know all the mysteries of life. Ask me any question, and I will tell you the answer!" Without hesitation, the minister replies, "God, I mean no disrespect, however I have to ask... I devoted my entire life to you. When I was in my time of need, why didn't you save me? Why did you let me drown?" God replies back, "I sent you two row boats and a helicopter, what more did you want?!"