So there was this magician... So there was this magician who did shows all around the world. One gig he got was on a cruise ship. The captain of the ship had a parrot who's cage was right next to the stage. While doing his first show on the cruise, the parrot kept talking, saying things like, ""Bgah! Why are you hiding that wand in your sleeve?"" and ""Hey! Why are all those cards spades?"" So the magician really had a thing against this parrot since he was the captains beloved companion and couldn't do anything about it. One day, the cruise ship sank and the magician survived by hanging onto a door floating in the water. After some time stranded, to his surprise, the parrot landed on the door. The magician was more annoyed than ever now. The parrot didn't say anything for days, until one day it broke it's silence and said, ""Alright, you got me. What the hell did you do with the ship?"" (Credits to my dad) (And mom since I'm here to type this)