Hans and Johns It's WW II. A group of American soldiers get ambushed. The worst part is they can't find where the Germans firing on them are hiding. One of the Americans gets an idea and asks his buddy, "Hey, what's a common German name?" "I don't know, Hans?" "HEY HANS!" Hans jumps up from the bushes, "Ya?" BANG - Hans gets dragged to the hospital, spending 6 months getting patched up before being sent back to the frontlines. Hans gets in a shootout when the same American soldier recognizes him. "HEY HANS!" Hans jumps up from behind cover, "Ya?" BANG - Hans spends another 6 months in the hospital getting patched up. Before sending him back to the front, he is told that he likely won't recover if he gets shot a 3rd time. And even if he could, they'll execute him for stupidity. On the first day back with his old unit they get ambushed and have no idea where the Americans shooting at them are hiding. Hans is freaking out. The situation reminds him of the first time he got shot and he gets an idea. He asks his buddy, "Hey, what's a common American name?" "I don't know, Johns?" "HEY JOHNS!" "IS THAT YOU HANS?" Hans jumps up from behind cover, "Ya!" BANG