Dora the explorers parents don't give any kind of shit about Dora. She's 7 and she's flying planes and shit to South America with a monkey!

- grabs leash - grabs phone - takes dog out for walk - pulls out phone - checks Twitter - walks dog to South America

Just blocked all users from Central & South America. I doubt this "Zika" virus can spread thru social media but why take the risk?

Penguin visits the desert. A penguin living on the southernmost tip of South America decides he's been freezing his ass off for far too long. He decides to rent a car and take a road trip up the West coast to warmer destinations. Eventually he winds up in San Diego, where he sees a sign for Las Vegas and decides he'd like to find out what all the fuss is about. So he's driving his rental across the desert, when smoke starts to pour out of the hood. Cursing, he looks over to realize that he's rig…