A guy walks into a swanky New York bar A sign just inside the entry reads āAll drinks 15 centsā He asked the bartender if it was **15** **dollars** a drink, and the bartender responded āNo mistake; I only charge 15 cents per drinkā āFantastic. But how can you afford to operate such a plush bar? Do you own it?ā āOh, no! The ownerās upstairs with my wife. What heās doing to her upstairs, Iām doing to him down hereā