New York Bar Jokes

Texan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Texan just shrugs, ""That's about average down home, Folks. Like I said, 'My boy's a Typical Texas baby boy...'"" Congratulations showered him from all around, and …

A guy walks into a swanky New York bar A sign just inside the entry reads “All drinks 15 cents” He asked the bartender if it was **15** **dollars** a drink, and the bartender responded “No mistake; I only charge 15 cents per drink” “Fantastic. But how can you afford to operate such a plush bar? Do you own it?” “Oh, no! The owner’s upstairs with my wife. What he’s doing to her upstairs, I’m doing to him down here”

A Jewish gentleman walks into a New York bar with a frog on his shoulder. The barman looks up and says" Hey, where'd ya find that?" The frog replies, "Brooklyn, there's thousands of em"