Mike sat behind Sally... (long) In religion class. Mike hated Sally and did anything he could to annoy her. One day, Sally kept falling asleep in class. Mike thought this is a perfect time to start poking her in the ass with a needle he found. She decided to wait until the teacher asked her a question and then he would wake her up. The teacher's first question was""who created the earth?""Mike stuck the needle in Sally's ass and she woke up screaming "" God Almighty"".Then she fell back asleep. …

Mary is sitting in Sunday school... She had a long night, so she was dozing off. The teacher asks ""Who is the creator of the world and all its creatures?"" A kid sitting behind Mary starts poking her with a pencil. She wakes up and turns around and yells ""My GOD!"" The teacher says she is correct and Mary dozes off again. The teacher proceeds to ask the class ""Who is the son of God?"" The kid pokes Mary again with a pencil, she again wakes up, turns around and yells ""JESUS CHRIST!"" The teac…

Little Mary never did very well in church. She would always fall asleep when the priest was speaking. One day, while Mary was happily sleeping, the Priest said ""Mary, who created the Earth as we know it""? The little boy behind Mary got bored, took out a pin, and poked Mary with it in the back. Mary jolted awake and screamed ""Oh good Lord""! ""Good job""! said the priest. A little later, the Priest asked sleeping Mary ""Mary, who was born on December 25th and is celebrated for Christmas?"". Th…

A little girl goes to her father... (long) ""Dad, where do we come from?"" The father replies, ""Well, a long time ago, God decided that he would create Adam, and then a wife for him Eve, to live here on earth. He allowed them to live here and have children and we come from them."" The girl, seemingly perplexed, then goes to her mother. ""Mom, where do we come from?"" The mother says, "" Well, I guess you're not too young for this, a long time ago, there were a species of apes that evolved over …