It's St Peter's day off and Jesus is manning the Pearly Gates... When an old man arrives seeking admission. Jesus starts running through the application form. "Name?" says Jesus in bored tone of voice. "Joseph." The old man replies. "Occupation?" Jesus drone on. "Carpenter." Jesus looks up a little surprised but he continues. "Children?" Jesus asks hopefully. "One boy" says the old man "but he was adopted really." Jesus can't believe his senses, could his earthly father look so different now? "Your son," asks Jesus "did he have holes in his hands like these?" showing off the results of his crucifixion. "Yes!" Shouts the old man in delight. "And did he have holes in his feet like these?" asks Jesus hitching up his robe. "Yes he did!" says the old man, his eyes shining bright. "Dad!" shouts Jesus his eyes flooding with tears of joy. "Pinocchio!" shouts the old man.