It's St Peter's day off and Jesus is manning the Pearly Gates...
When an old man arrives seeking admission. Jesus starts running through the application form.
"Name?" says Jesus in bored tone of voice.
"Joseph." The old man replies.
"Occupation?" Jesus drone on.
"Carpenter." Jesus looks up a little surprised but he continues.
"Children?" Jesus asks hopefully.
"One boy" says the old man "but he was adopted really."
Jesus can't believe his senses, could his earthly father look so different…