"Hello, 911" Hi it's Mickey my dog is hurt bad "Is it Goofy or Pluto?" I don't see how- "Goofy or Pluto?" Pluto "Call a vet" *hangs up*

Why does Minnie Mouse wear heels? She is the only female mouse Mickey knows. Pressure's off, girl. Your boyfriend doesn't even have a shirt.

Mickey Mouse goes to divorce court to divorce Minnie... The Judge says ""so you want to Divorce your wife because she's crazy?"" Mickey replies ""No, what I said was She's F&#@ing Goofy.""

What do u call a mouse that walks with 2 legs? Mickey mouse John: What do u call a dog that walks with two legs? Jane: Snoopy! Easy.. John: What do u call a duck that walks with 2 legs? Jane: Donald duck! Lol! John: All ducks walk with 2 legs.. lol!