[Long] An old joke but a good one: Four people are on a plane: the pope, the president of the United States, the prime minister of the UK and a schoolboy. The plane is about to crash and the pilot informs them that there is only three parachutes available. The prime minister says: “I need a parachute, I’ve got to keep running the government!” So he grabs a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The president says: “I need a parachute, I’ve got to keep running the country!” So he grabs a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The pope, however, smiles at the schoolboy and says: “You take the last parachute, I’ve already lived my life.” But the schoolboy smiles back at him and says: “There’s no need sir, the president took my backpack.”