Apparently, "he's an army officer" isn't the correct response to "who's your daddy".

Eaten so many blue cheese stuffed olives today that it feels like France and Greece are waging a war for land in my intestines.

Kanye West said being a rapper is like being a soldier or a cop but hey at least he didn't compare himself to Jesus. Oh wait.

[Army Shooting Range] Officer: Are you locked & loaded? Soldiers: YES SIR! Officer: You may fire at will! Soldier Named Will: WTF?