Two DEA officers were called into their superiors office after an operation didn’t quite go to plan. Superior: “Gentlemen, do you want to debrief me on this latest raid?” Officer Jones: “well, sir, as I recall it, first of all I used the battering ram to flatten the door. Then, within a few seconds of getting inside, I found at least 25 ounces of coke and weed all over the coffee table” Superior: “I see, and officer Jennings, is that also how you remember it?” Officer Jennings: “actually no sir, as I recall it, he found a 20 ounce bottle of Pepsi and pissed all over the sofa”