Jennings Jokes

Two DEA officers were called into their superiors office after an operation didn’t quite go to plan. Superior: “Gentlemen, do you want to debrief me on this latest raid?” Officer Jones: “well, sir, as I recall it, first of all I used the battering ram to flatten the door. Then, within a few seconds of getting inside, I found at least 25 ounces of coke and weed all over the coffee table” Superior: “I see, and officer Jennings, is that also how you remember it?” Officer Jennings: “actual…

Showing his friend around his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage. "The day before I die, I'd like to sell every piece we've got just to see how much it's all worth." "Well," his friend replies, "since you couldn't possibly know the day before you were going to die, you'll never be able to sell!" "And that's where you're wrong," the man smiled. "If I sell it, my wife would kill me!"