Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap? For stealing the booty

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. In many cases this will mean showing up to the interview in a pirate suit.

Cop: Lets go, boys, no meth in this house. *zoom to fish tank* Fish 1: *nods* Fish 2: [taps on pirate ship] Resume cooking, Lenny. *bubbles*

A young pirate on his first day on the job was having an orientation with the captain. The captain said, ""So this meeting is nearly over, do you have any questions?"" The young pirate replied, ""Yeah, I noticed there are no women on the ship. What should I do if I get urges?"" ""Oh yeah. There's a barrel in the back of the ship with a hole in it. Just go to town on it whenever you need some release."" The young pirate said, ""Okay that sounds not too bad."" The captain said, ""Alright, so the l…