Today I learned what the CIA is replacing water boarding with. Verizon Wireless customer service.#Cia0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It's 2012, aka the future. Don't ask me to print shit out, sign, scan, fax, etc. You're not the CIA. Dial it down, Patty Printsalot.#Patty Printsalot#Cia0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
6/6/14 Dear Diary - Today was really great. Got a job as an intern with the CIA and sent a cool tweet. 6/7/14 Dear Diary - Guantanamo sucks.#Cia0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If the head of CIA can't even hide his own affair it's pretty safe to say there were no aliens at Roswell and we really went to the moon.#Cia0🔗 ShareWhatsApp