It's 2012, aka the future. Don't ask me to print shit out, sign, scan, fax, etc. You're not the CIA. Dial it down, Patty Printsalot.

If the head of CIA can't even hide his own affair it's pretty safe to say there were no aliens at Roswell and we really went to the moon.

Me: Anyone else get the feeling their being watched? ... CIA: They're*

Special shout out to the CIA, who were pouring cold water on people BEFORE the "ice bucket challenge" made it cool