It's 2012, aka the future. Don't ask me to print shit out, sign, scan, fax, etc. You're not the CIA. Dial it down, Patty Printsalot.

6/6/14 Dear Diary - Today was really great. Got a job as an intern with the CIA and sent a cool tweet. 6/7/14 Dear Diary - Guantanamo sucks.

Me: Anyone else get the feeling their being watched? ... CIA: They're*

Special shout out to the CIA, who were pouring cold water on people BEFORE the "ice bucket challenge" made it cool