6/6/14 Dear Diary - Today was really great. Got a job as an intern with the CIA and sent a cool tweet. 6/7/14 Dear Diary - Guantanamo sucks.

If the head of CIA can't even hide his own affair it's pretty safe to say there were no aliens at Roswell and we really went to the moon.

Me: Anyone else get the feeling their being watched? ... CIA: They're*

Special shout out to the CIA, who were pouring cold water on people BEFORE the "ice bucket challenge" made it cool