There was an episode of the Flintstones where a mechanic worked on Fred's car HEY FRED YOURE GETTING RIPPED OFF THERE IS NO ENGINE IN THERE

Honey, you know that new washing machine we just bought.. A wife had just made her husband a nice breakfast as she was in need of a few things and her husband was just a complete A** Hole. So, the husband is reading the paper, and the wife says, ""Honey, you know that new washing machine we just bought, well something is wrong with it, it won't go into the spin cycle and I was hoping you could take a look at it and see if you could fix it."" Husband lowers the news paper and says, ""What do I lo…

A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides he might give the fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name. ""Fred,"" the driver replies. ""Fred what?"" the officer asks. ""Just Fred,"" the man responds. When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks he has a nut case on his hands but plays along wi…

A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So he asks the man his name. ""Fred"" he replies. Fred what?"" the officer asks. ""Just Fred"" the man responds. When the officer presses him for a last name the man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks he has a nut case on his hands but pla…