On a college road trip... In college I joined a student group called Students Against Undergraduates Drinking Irresponsibly (SAUDI for short). As you can probably tell it was committed to reducing the number and severity of alcohol related incidents on campus. After a successful semester some friends from SAUDI and I took a road trip to a nearby beach. On the way there I took a turn at the wheel. After a few minutes I realized that all the other cars on the road were Toyota Centuries. The others…

Scooter Three men die in a car accident. They all go to heaven, and God asks the first one... ""how faithful were you to your wife?"" He says "" I cheated only 4 times."" God says aight. Not bad. You can have a Toyota corolla. Second guy same question, just once on a business trip. God is like ok that's great. Cadillac. Third dude...never...God says rolls royce. Two days later rolls Royce guy sitting on curb in tears. other dudes all like oh shit it's dat Boi wud up? Why u cry? He's replies. I s…

Hey, car guys, I got a joke for you the Toyota Prius.

An old man calls in to a radio station during a contest... ""Welcome to 99.5 The Lounge, you're on the air. We're currently holding our annual quiz contest; answer any of three questions right, and you'll win $500. You ready?"" ""That I am."" ""All right, let's begin. The first question is... What has four wheels and travels on roads?"" ""That would be a car, right?"" ""Almost, but not quite. The answer we were looking for is 'a Toyota Prius.' You still have two more chances for that $500, so it…