😄 An old man spoke to his wife He said "Edna, I've witnessed a miracle! Last night when I got up to g...

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An old man spoke to his wife He said "Edna, I've witnessed a miracle! Last night when I got up to go to the bathroom, GOD turned the light on for me! And when I was finished, He turned the light off!" And his wife said, "Harry, you're pissing in the fridge again!"

#Edna #Harry #Fridge #Marriage

Joke ID: 01KKTN2ZM86391HKMEJRE4JMBC

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