A man moves across country to a new city. A man moves to a new city and starts a new job. Lunchtime comes around and his coworker asks him to join him. They go to a restaurant down the road, sit down and he orders the Club Sandwich. They get their food after a couple of minutes and talk about work. The man is intrigued - This restaurant is amazing! The decor is beautiful, all the waiting staff is quick and friendly, even the prices are reasonable. The next day he goes there again. He orders the same thing, it tastes just as good as the day before, service is exceptional. He soon becomes a regular at the restaurant, going there everyday, ordering the Club Sandwich. One day he says to himself: "I've been coming here for 2 years now, 5 times a week and every single time I went for the same thing. I should really do something about it." So he sits down, waves a waitress over and says: "Hey, Suzie, can I get a Club Sandwich but if you could lose the tomatoes, add some olives, swap the turkey for beef and put the whole thing on rye instead of white bread please" The waitress takes his order, sure enough about 5 minutes later he gets his modified sandwich. After a while, Suzie comes back to the table and asks him how everything was. The man answers: "You know, I love coming here and all but honestly that tasted horrible and not even close to as good as it used to." The waitress looks him dead in the eye and says: "Well I'm sorry there's just not a lot of original content on this sub."