This Restaurant Jokes

An old rabbi feels his time on earth is coming to an end... He takes stock of his life and thinks about all the things he's done, and all the things he wishes he'd done. He thinks to himself, "I've always wanted to try pork!" So the rabbi, being a cautious man, travels a few towns over and looks for a restaurant. Finding a likely place, he reads the menu and sees what he's looking for - a whole suckling pig. He sits down and places the order. Soon the pig arrives, skin crisp and glistening, wi…

A man moves across country to a new city. A man moves to a new city and starts a new job. Lunchtime comes around and his coworker asks him to join him. They go to a restaurant down the road, sit down and he orders the Club Sandwich. They get their food after a couple of minutes and talk about work. The man is intrigued - This restaurant is amazing! The decor is beautiful, all the waiting staff is quick and friendly, even the prices are reasonable. The next day he goes there again. He order…