Putin is holding a press conference This is Russian joke. Putin is holding a press conference to see what problems in Russia need fixing. An old man walks up to the mic and says ""Mr. President, we are so poor, we cannot afford to eat, every night my wife and I go hungry. Can you fix this?"" Putin says ""I'm sorry, I cannot fix this."" The man continues ""Mr. President, my son is in the Army. Every day I'm worried he'll be killed in Ukraine. Can you fix this?"" Putin says ""I'm sorry, I cannot f…

Some Russian anti-war jokes 1. "Partial mobilization" is when you are drafted in whole, and returned back in parts. 2. "Dad, why are we hauled off to the trenches?" "I don't know, son, I'm not into politics." 3. For a long time, the government told us, "if you don't like Russia, go to another country." Now they tell us, "if you like Russia, go to the trenches." 4. We gave Putin our freedoms in exchange for prosperity and security. Now we have neither freedom, nor prosperity, nor security. …

In the 70s... A Russian asks for a meeting with the President \- I would like a passport and a visa to Belgium - asks the Russian man \- But aren't you fine in Russia? - asks the president \- Hm, really, I can't complain \- So, maybe you don't like your work there? \- Hm, really, I can't complain \- Maybe it is the life there that you don't like? \- Hm, really, I can't complain \- Then it is socialism that doesn't satisfy you? \- Hm, really, I can't complain \- But now I'm confused. …

Vladimir Putin Visits a School One Day And he gives a lecture about how great the government is, and how Russia is the best country in the world. At the end of the lecture he invites people to ask questions and one kid stands up and says: “Hello my name is Sasha and I have two questions” Putin: “go ahead” Sasha: “Why did Russia invade Ukraine? And why haven’t we won the war yet?” At that moment the bell rang and everyone went to lunch. At the end of lunch the Q&A continued and another kid…