Mr. Johnson had been retired for a year when his wife of 50 years suggested they take a cruise: ""We could go somewhere for a week, and make wild love like we did when we were young!"" He thought it over and agreed. He put on his hat and went down to the pharmacy, where he bought a bottle of seasick pills and a box of condoms. Upon returning home, his wife said, ""I've been thinking. There's no reason we can't go for a month."" So Mr. Johnson went back to the pharmacy and asked for 12 bottles of…

A Chinese man dies and goes to hell He arrives in time for Hell orientation. As he walks into the orientation room, he looks around and finds an empty seat and sits down. The orientation staff woman starts off the meeting with a roll-call: "Do we have Mr. Johnson present?" "Here," says a man. "Mr. Smith?" "Present," responds another man. "What about Mr. Wong?" The Chinese man replies, "Here," just as another Chinese man raises his hand says, "Here," as well. "Oh my," says the orientati…

> कल शाम मे एक औरत को ठिठुरता देखमेरे दोस्त ने अपना कम्बल उसके बदन पर दे दिया.उसने कम्बल फ़ेकते हुए कहा- गरीब नहीं हूं शादी में जा रही हूं. > दो बातें हमेशा याद रखना..1. मुश्किल से घबराना नहीं.2. सर्दियों में नहाना नहीं. ऐसे ही जोक्स पढ़ने के लिए यहां क्लिक करें> टीटू- ठंड का महीना हैकृपा करके छत पर पक्षियों के लिए थोड़ी सी Old Monk Rum रख दिया करें. सिर्फ अपने बारे में ही न सोचें ठंड उनको भी लगती है. #Being Human. > खुदा करें कि तुमको 'जुदाई&#039…

It's Palm Sunday and we didn't drink the wine out of a coconut? I don't know why this church even has a suggestion box.