3 women die and arrive at the pearly gates St Peter tells them "We don't have many rules here in Heaven. But the most important one is, we have a lot of ducks here, and you must not harm ANY! God is crazy about his ducks. You have been warned!" They enter and see, there are ducks everywhere! All over the place. Within seconds the first one accidentally steps on a duck. An angel appears with an UGLY and FAT old man. He chains her to him. "He is with you for all eternity!" the angel says. The other two ladies look worriedly at each other. With great caution, they continue on, walking around. Eventually, the second lady accidentally steps on a duck. The angel appears again. This time the man with him is even fatter and more ugly! He chains her to him. "He is with you for all eternity!" he says. She breaks down and cries. The last lady, looks around and thinks "I'm just gonna stay still! Then, no way that can happen to me!" She stands and stands, silent and still. Finally, she is way to tired to keep standing so she finds a bench and very carefully makes her way to it. She carefully sits down. All of the sudden, the angel appears. He has with him the most handsome man she has ever seen. He chains her to him. "You are with him for all eternity!" he says. She looks at him, she can't believe her luck! "I don't know what I did to deserve this!" She says with a broad smile. He turns to her and says "I do. I stepped on a goddamn duck!"