There once was a rich man who was near death... There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be able to take some of his wealth with him. An angel heard his plea and appeared to him. ""Sorry, but you can't take your wealth with you."" The man begged the angel to speak to God to see if He might bend the rules. The man continued to pray that his we…

That's a hard one... On their way home from church, three little old women were in a horrible car crash. When they made it up to heaven St. Peter was waiting for them at the pearly gates. Before letting them in St. Peter told them that they hadn't lived the best life, as they had just recently started going to church to try and make up for it and told them that they had to answer a single question to get into heaven. St. Peter asked the first woman what was the name of the angel of death and she…

Three dudes die. One is a doctor, the other is a surgeon, and the last is an HMO. St. Peter greets them and explains they can't get into heaven just yet. They each need to do something first. St. Peter turns to the doctor, ""You were a good doctor, but you didn't always make time for your patients, and some of them dies because of it. You must apologize to them all before you can enter."" The doctor agrees and an angel takes him to the patients. Next, St. Peter speaks to the surgeon, ""You were …

There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be able to take some of his wealth with him. An angel hears his plea and appears to him. ""Sorry but you can't take your wealth with you."" The man implores the angel to speak to God to see if He might bend the rules. The man continues to pray that his wealth could follow him. The angel reappear…