Three dudes die. One is a doctor, the other is a surgeon, and the last is an HMO. St. Peter greets them and explains they can't get into heaven just yet. They each need to do something first. St. Peter turns to the doctor, ""You were a good doctor, but you didn't always make time for your patients, and some of them dies because of it. You must apologize to them all before you can enter."" The doctor agrees and an angel takes him to the patients. Next, St. Peter speaks to the surgeon, ""You were …