A NY city guide and a black man are talking... The black man says ""I have seen China town,Little italy and Greek town but where is 'Little Africa'"" The New York City guide responds collectively ""You're in the wrong city, Detroit is a few hundred miles west""

Three men stop for lunch on a construction site while working on the 10th floor. The first one, Chang from China says ""I am so bored with what I have been having for lunch. If I have noodles again for lunch, I am going to jump off the building"" And he opens his lunch to find noodles, and promptly jumps off the from the 10th floor to his death. Mario from Italy says ""I agree - I am so sick of pasta for lunch, if I find my lunch is pasta I will jump off the building and kill myself"" He opens h…

What do they call Peter Pan in China? Peter Wok

A man comes into his favourite bar and orders 3 Beers.... ...he sits down at his table where he is always sitting. A new bartender comes to him and asks what he wants to drink. The man orders 3 beers at once alone, drinks each of them and leaves the bar... Two weeks later he comes back to the bar, same procedure, ordering 3 beers at once and drinks em. When the man wants to pay his drinks, the new bartender asks: "Sir, why do you order 3 beers at the same time? You could get fresh ones all the…