Trump and Putin decide theyre going to decide WW3 with a Dog Fight So they agree on coming back in a couple of years after training a dog for the occasion and rather than wasting millions of human lives and countless dollars they agree that the winner of the dog fight is the offical winner of WW3. Some time passes and they meet up again. Putin shows up with a mean looking Russian Shepard all muscle and just foaming with rage and hatred. Trump walks in with a long cage and opens it to reveal a 7f…

Last night, my Chevy was bitten by a vampire. Now it's Vlad the Impala.

What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav? Top Vlad.

Vladimir Putin met Bashar al-Assad One day Vladimir Putin met Bashar al-Assad. The conversation turned to America. Assad: Hey Vlad, what's the difference between America and a carton of yogurt? Putin: I don't know, what? Assad: If you leave a carton of yogurt alone for 200 years, it'll grow a culture.