Seaman and the Pirate A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks, ""So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"" The pirate replies, ""We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."" ""Wow!"" said the seaman. ""What about your hook""? ""Well"", replied the pirate, ""We were boardin…

Pirate joke A teacher is giving a history lesson on pirates. He asks the students a question. ""What is a pirates favorite letter"". A student's excitedly shouts "" R ""! Teacher replys ""You would think it's R but it's the C they love"".

Where did the pirate go to college? Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

Seaman A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns to tell their adventures on the seas. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, hook, and an eye patch. Curious, the seaman asks ""So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"" The pirate replies ""I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off"". ""Wow!"" said the seaman. ""What about the hook""? ""Well..."", replied the pirate, ""We were boarding an enemy ship and were bat…