Egypt. Palin. Walmart. Facebook. KE$HA. Bieber. Typos. Snow. Zombies. Superpowers. FFs. Your mom. Boom, I just won Twitter.

doctors before an x-ray be like "dont worry this is perfectly safe" and then the dude goes to egypt to press a button

Hey Egypt: Try unplugging your modem for 30 seconds then plugging it back in. Trust me.

Egypt needs a new president. I need a summer job. This could be perfect.