It's been 5 months since my best friend drowned in a river in Egypt. ....and he's still in denial.#Egypt0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Egypt. Palin. Walmart. Facebook. KE$HA. Bieber. Typos. Snow. Zombies. Superpowers. FFs. Your mom. Boom, I just won Twitter.#Egypt#Walmart#Facebook#Twitter+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
doctors before an x-ray be like "dont worry this is perfectly safe" and then the dude goes to egypt to press a button#Egypt#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Hey Egypt: Try unplugging your modem for 30 seconds then plugging it back in. Trust me.#Egypt#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Egypt needs a new president. I need a summer job. This could be perfect.#Egypt#Politics#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp