An old WWII veteran was speaking with his grandson and extolling the virtues of being reckless and enjoying life while young. ""When I was your age, I went to Paris with some lads and we had a great time! We had our way with any French women we wanted, pissed on the Eifel tower, and beat the shit out of every Frog that crossed our paths! You have to live it up while you're young!"" So the grandson got some buddies and went to Paris. After thoroughly getting the shit beat out of them for picking …

Whom you like most! Mother or Father A father asked a kid. Whom you like most, Me or your mother? The kid replies ""both"" Father: Chose one Kid: again said both now father chooses another strategy Father: If your mother goes to Paris and I go to America then where you'll prefer to go Kid: Paris Father: ah here you go, so it means you like your mother over me Kid: No it's not like that but Paris is just so beautiful Fther: Changes the question hmm alright. If I go to Paris and your mother goes t…

Three young daughters. The three young daughters were hanging out with their mom. They're 8, 7, and 5. The eldest one asked the mom, ""Mom, why is my name Paris?"". The mom replied ""Oh it's because you were made in Paris honey. We had our honeymoon there"". The second one curiously asked the mom ""is that why my name is Brooklyn mom? Because you guys were in Brooklyn when I was made?"". ""Yes honey, that's right. It's a very nice place and your dad is from there"". The third child was so overly…

Little Billy One day, a teacher asks the kids in her class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Billy: "I wanna be a billionaire, have a beautiful bitch on my arm, give her a Ferrari worth a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel the world, a 200-foot yacht, an Infinite Visa Card, and I want to make love to her three times a day." The teacher, shocked with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and co…