A Husband's Generosity A group of men is at the gym club when a cellphone rings. One of the men answers: ""Yes?"" he answers ""Hun, is that you? I can hardly hear you."" ""Hello!"" ""Are you at the gym?"" ""Yes!"" ""I'm in front of the fur shop and they have this beautiful mink coat. Can I buy it?"" ""How much is it?"" ""About five thousand dollars."" ""Okay, but buy a matching purse that goes with it too my love."" ""Well, it also turns out that I stopped by the car dealership today saw they ha…

"Pika pika pika!" [translated] "I'm sorry, children. Your father was stolen by a Pokemon trainer who has to beat a child named Gary."

[arcade] KID: dad, some guy is hogging the claw machine DAD: hey buddy, why don't you give the kid a turn LOBSTER: BACK OFF WE'RE IN LOVE

As a kid, I didn't want to get caught misbehaving by my parents. Now I'm a parent. And I don`t want to get caught by my kids.