Rich friend and a poor friend meet a day before Valentine's Day Poor man asks - What did you buy for your wife for valentines?

Tim Burton could've saved a lot of money on 'The Nightmare Before Christmas' and just shown a 2016 Facebook Year in Review instead.

I'm dreaming of getting rich like my father. Wow your dad must be a rich man. No, he too is dreaming of getting rich.

Just saved a bunch of money on my Glenn from The Walking Dead Halloween costume by not showering for a month.