Is it really 2016? Is it really 2016? I mean Tarzan is playing in theaters, Pokemon is a craze, and a Clinton is running for President of the United States.

What do you call a debate club that only meets once a year? The United States Congress.

Why is everybody questioning Trump’s integrity? He is not taking the salary usually given by the United States to be the President. He honestly feels he should not be paid by more than one government.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom? The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.