Justin Bieber's home has now been thoroughly searched, but police have uncovered no evidence of talent.

At midnight, thousands of people will be at Times Square to witnesss Ryan Seacrest's balls drop.

[red carpet] "So Ryan, who are u with tonight?" Ryan Gosling [proudly] "My parents" [two geese in black tie nervously shuffle to his side]

Justin Bieber's career died for your sins.