God: "Adam looks kind of lonely down there. What should I do?" Frog: "ribbit" God: "haha, alright man"

Garden of Eden Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, ""What is wrong with you?"" Adam said, ""I don't have anyone to talk to."" God said, ""I will give you a companion and it will be a woman."" He said, ""This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make, she will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. ""She will not nag,"" God continued, ""a…

Only is Adam and Eve were Chinese they would've probably ate the snake instead of the forbidden fruit.

Adam's Rib Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, ""What is wrong with you?"" Adam said, ""Lord, I don't have anyone to talk to."" God said, ""Then I will give you a companion, and she will be called a 'woman'. This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will alwa…