Mickey Mouse goes to divorce court to divorce Minnie... The Judge says ""so you want to Divorce your wife because she's crazy?"" Mickey replies ""No, what I said was She's F&#@ing Goofy.""

So this guy has a sore elbow. So this guy has a sore elbow and goes down to the clinic to get it checked out. The doctor says ""No problem, we just got a new machine and if you give it a blood sample it tells you exactly what's wrong with you and how to treat it."" The guy is skeptical but gives it a shot. The machine tells him ""you have tennis elbow, ice and rest your elbow for 2 weeks."" The guy is impressed but still not convinced. He decides he wants to trick this new machine. He goes home …

Tim the Conductor Once upon a time there was a train conductor named Tim. Tim greatly enjoyed conducting his train around every day, and even though he had relatively poor pay, all was well in Tim's world. There was only one issue; Tim was a flat out *awful* conductor. He reduced the overall efficiency of all of the trains nearly every day by screwing up his timing, causing other trains to have to wait on him. Tim's conducting got worse and worse as time went on. One day, Tim decided to try and …

Mickey mouse is getting a divorce Mickey mouse goes to a lawyer and says he wants a divorce. Lawyer says ""unfortunately you can't divorce your wife cause she is crazy"" Mickey says ""I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was f**king Goofy""