Micky Mouse Jokes

One of Trumps body guards yelled out "Micky Mouse" when the shots were fired. Later on they asked the body guard why he yelled "Micky Mouse". He said he got confused and was supposed to say "Donald Duck".

Micky Mouse isn't quick enough to avoid my punches. But Donald ducks.

So Mickey Mouse is in a lawyer's office So Mickey Mouse is in a lawyer's office. The lawyer says ""So you say you want to divorce your wife because she's crazy?"". Micky Mouse replies ""No