Hillary Clinton Meets Satan Hillary was finishing up a day on the campaign trail when the Devil suddenly appeared in her and made her an offer. “I am here to make you a deal,” the Devil says. “I will give you unlimited wealth, power, and a media that will pander to your every whim. In return, all I ask for is your soul, the souls of every member of your family, and the souls of all your constituents.” Hillary ponders for a moment and then asks, “Unlimited wealth and power?” “Completely unlim…

Obama, Hillary and Trump are standing at the throne of heaven. God looks at them and says, ""Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you what you have learned, what you believe in."" God asks Obama first: ""What do you believe?"" He thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, ""I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my countrymen."" God can't help but see the essential goodness of…

Heaven Obama, Hillary, and Trump are standing at the throne of heaven. God looks at them and says, ""Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you what you have learned, what you believe in.""God asks Obama first: ""What do you believe?"" He thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, ""I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my countrymen"". God can't help but see the essential good…

A Trump supporter dies and goes to heaven... St. Peter says, ""Welcome, we've been expecting you. But there's only one problem, we have some tough zoning laws around here and all we put all the Trump supporters in that area. And as you can see it's absolutely choked full. There is no room for you."" The Trump supporter says, ""That's ok. May I just say four words?"" St Peter say, ""I don't see why not."" So the Trump supporter shouts out, ""Hillary spotted in Heaven!"" Almost immediately, all th…