Hillary Clinton Meets Satan
Hillary was finishing up a day on the campaign trail when the Devil suddenly appeared in her and made her an offer.
“I am here to make you a deal,” the Devil says. “I will give you unlimited wealth, power, and a media that will pander to your every whim. In return, all I ask for is your soul, the souls of every member of your family, and the souls of all your constituents.”
Hillary ponders for a moment and then asks, “Unlimited wealth and power?”
“Completely unlim…