A Trump supporter dies and goes to heaven... St. Peter says, ""Welcome, we've been expecting you. But there's only one problem, we have some tough zoning laws around here and all we put all the Trump supporters in that area. And as you can see it's absolutely choked full. There is no room for you."" The Trump supporter says, ""That's ok. May I just say four words?"" St Peter say, ""I don't see why not."" So the Trump supporter shouts out, ""Hillary spotted in Heaven!"" Almost immediately, all the Trump supporters start rushing down to hell. St Peter said, ""Pretty slick, come on in we have plenty of room for you."" The Trump supporter replied, ""Nah, I think I'll go to hell. There might be some truth to that rumor.""