People named Thomas, your nickname isn't "Thom" it's Tom. "Thom" thounds sthupid and prethenthiuos.#Thomas#Thom#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I wonder what appeared over Thomas Edison's head when he got the idea for the light bulb...#Thomas#Edisons#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany? #ThomasDieKleineLokomotive#Thomas#Germany0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My wife always tells me that I treat my kid unfair. I don't even know which one she means. Thomas, Carl or the fat and ugly one?#Thomas#Carl#Marriage#Kids0🔗 ShareWhatsApp