People named Thomas, your nickname isn't "Thom" it's Tom. "Thom" thounds sthupid and prethenthiuos.#Thomas#Thom#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I wonder what appeared over Thomas Edison's head when he got the idea for the light bulb...#Thomas#Edisons#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Thom Yorke's phone thinks someone is listening in on its calls... ...delusional iPhone.#Thom#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I don't know which child you think I don't treat correctly... Jake, Thomas or the fat ugly one?#Jake#Thomas#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp